Exclusively at Emerald City Comicon: Instant Puppet Eyes! Come by our table and pick up a pair for yourself!
"WTF?" I hear you ask. Well, here's a picture (from a couple years ago) of my kids demonstrating how they work.
These crazy things allow you to turn just about anything anything into a friendly puppet-like fellow in the blink of an eye! F'r instance, see this ordinary hat that my grandma made for me in the 80's? Watch closely as Magnetic Instapuppet Technology transforms it into a bug-eyed buddy!
I'll have a bunch of these at Emerald City, (Me and Jon at Table F-13) and it would be a hoot to see people wearing them around the show floor. I will be hard at work making as many of these as I can. Here is what I imagine it will look like: